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Court Rules
A young man is in court. He's driving everyone mad with his loud and incessant chewing. The judge looks over and says "For the love of God man would you stop masticating"
To which he replies in a panicked voice "I wasn't, I wasn't, I swear, I just had my hands in my pockets"
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Perverted Parrot
Q: What does a perverted parrot say?
A: Polly want a rim job.
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Smarter?
If you think you're smarter than the previous generation...
50 years ago the owner's manual for your car explained how to adjust the valve lash.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
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Submitted BY: MEG
