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Let's Do It
Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason.
Woman: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
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Ladies Man
The elderly man flattered himself that he was still a ladies? man, and decided to flirt with the beautiful waitress. "So tell me, sweetheart, where have you been all my life?" he crooned. "Actually, sir," she pointed out, "for the first 45 years of it, I wasn't even born yet."
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Pick up Return
And here's one including the correct snappy return.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, fuck off!"
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