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Astronaut Orbit Booty Call
I need you to help me complete an orbit trim maneuver.
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Lincoln Scoring
Come on, I haven't four-scored in seven years!
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Divorced and Ready
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy..." The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"
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