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Yoga Pants

Q: Did you get those yoga pants on sale?
A: Because at my house they're 100% off.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Riddles
Submitted BY: Cheyenne Weitz

Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

Anonymous

Meeting Guys

I thought it would be so easy to meet guys when I got out of college because it was very easy to meet guys in college. I mean, this was really all you had to do to meet some guy in college: 'Oh my God, I am so wasted!'

Anonymous
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