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Wake Up Booty Call

It's morning in America, so how about waking up my pants?

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Meeting Guys

I thought it would be so easy to meet guys when I got out of college because it was very easy to meet guys in college. I mean, this was really all you had to do to meet some guy in college: 'Oh my God, I am so wasted!'

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Forecast

The forecast calls for a wintry mix followed by a warming trend of you in my hot tub.

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