Food Jokes - Vegetarian Jokes

Alphabet Soup

Q: What happened to the boy who ate four cans of alphabet soup in one sitting?
A: A few hours later he had a massive vowel movement.

Anonymous

Vegan

Q: How do you identify a vegan at a party?
A: You don't, they come and tell you.

Anonymous

Veggie Squabble

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

Submitted BY: MEG
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