Food Jokes

Answering Machine - Pizza

Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.)

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Elephants and Grapes

Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Cannibal Leftovers

Q: Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner?
A: He got the cold shoulder.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes , Food Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous
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