Perot Corn

Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other, "Did you hear about that new variety of corn called Perot corn?" The second farmer replies, "No I ain't." The first farmer says, "Yeah, it's a big yielding variety. The stalk don't grow too big, but the ears are tremendous!"

Vampire School

Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood?
A: Law school.

Momma's Cooking

Most accidents happen at home. And the men have to eat them!