Food Jokes

Bush and Cheney Ordering

Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Bush says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the last administration!" She storms off and Dubya looks confused. Cheney shakes his head at the president and says, "George, it's pronounced QUICHE."

Anonymous

Friday Food

Q: What kind of fish does a priest eat?
A: Nun!

Anonymous

Doctor Doctor - Three Crabs

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Doctor: Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells?
Patient: What do you mean "took them out of their shells"?

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