Restaurant Menu

So I have an idea for a fast-food restaurant. It's really simple, 4 plain combos.

#1 is the Value combo, likely just a burger/fries/drink or something cheap.

#2 is the bigger combo, likely advertised since it's more "mouth-watering" or at least looks good in photos.

#3 is the all-day breakfast with coffee

 #4 will be just 2 corndogs

The menu reads:  It's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and Go-Dog Go

George W. Bush and Jewish Friend

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend. The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They arrived and Dubya's friend ordered them both the house specialty: matzo ball soup. The waiter brought the bowls and George looked at the soup suspiciously, but his friend urged him to try at least one taste. So he took a bite of matzo ball and slurped some soup and clearly liked it. After Dubya was finished he said, "Mmm mmm, that was good! But tell me, do you Jewish folks eat other parts of the matzo, or just the balls?"

Bun Twitch

An obese woman goes to a doctor to be put on a drastic weight-loss program. The doctor tells her that she can eat anything she likes but that any food must be inserted up the anus. The woman agrees and four weeks later comes back for a check-up. The doctor is very pleased with the woman’s progress but is concerned that the woman’s hips keep twitching constantly. 
“When did that hip twitching start?” asks the doctor. “That's not twitching,” replies the woman. “I’m chewing gum.”