Caffeine

In Arkansas a man woke from a nineteen-year coma and asked for a Pepsi. "Just a small glass," he said. "Caffeine keeps me up."

A Favor

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.. Do you have a piece of gum?

Restaurant Menu

So I have an idea for a fast-food restaurant. It's really simple, 4 plain combos.

#1 is the Value combo, likely just a burger/fries/drink or something cheap.

#2 is the bigger combo, likely advertised since it's more "mouth-watering" or at least looks good in photos.

#3 is the all-day breakfast with coffee

 #4 will be just 2 corndogs

The menu reads:  It's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and Go-Dog Go