Food Jokes

Nuts

Two nuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

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Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

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Elephant In Ice Cream

Q: How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?
A: You get very lumpy ice cream!

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