Food Jokes

Pink, Moist and Split

Q: What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
A: A grapefruit!

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Neverland Diner

Q: Where does Peter Pan eat?
A: Wendy's

Categories: Food Jokes , Riddles
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Knowledge and Wisdom

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Categories: Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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