A Life's Mystery

One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

Downfalls of Being an Egg

It's a bummer to be an egg because...
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.

Milk Quiz

Q: What gives milk and has one horn?
A: A milk truck!