Food Jokes

Player's Diet

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!

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Humanitarian Diet

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

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Clever Insects

Q: How do we know that insects are so clever?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside!

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