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Blonde at Welfare Office
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
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Avocado
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
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You Might Be A Redneck 50
You might be a redneck if...
- You think cur is a breed of dog.
- People hear your car long before they see it.
- Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.
- Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
- Your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.
- Your wife has ever burned out an electric razor.
- Your birth announcement included the word "rug rat".
- You've ever hitchhiked naked.
- You're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.
- Your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.
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