Orange Out

Q: Why did the orange stop running?
A: It ran out of juice.

Crunked Veggies

Q: Where do vegetables go to get drunk?
A: The Salad Bar.

Animal Crackers

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the Boy explained, "so I'm looking for the seal!"