Food Jokes

What Is A Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Anonymous

Gay Dessert

Q: What do gay guys eat for dessert?
A: Nuts on top of a brownie.

Anonymous

Animal Rotation

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: Rotisserie chicken.

Anonymous
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