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Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes
Cannibal Got a Religion
Q: What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
A: He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Cannibals Feasting
Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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Mommy Mommy Cannibal
- Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
- Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
- Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
- Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
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