Food Jokes

The Hot Dog Bun

Q: What did the dog say to the hot dog bun?
A: "Are you pure bred?"

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Submitted BY: tigerfire

Red Tomato

Q: Why did Mrs.Tomato turn red?
A: She saw Mr.Green Pea!

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Anonymous

Super Salad

A man walks into a restaurant and sits down to order. The waiter walks up and takes the order. Before he is done taking his order, the waiter asks the man, "Would you like a soup or salad?" The man replies, "What's a super salad?"

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