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Downfalls of Being an Egg
It's a bummer to be an egg because...
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 others.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.
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Milk Quiz
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?
A: A milk truck!
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Bubble Bath
Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner
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