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Breakfast In Bed
Q: Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?
A: So homeless people can have breakfast.
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Goalkeeper's Favorite Snack
Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?
A: Beans on post!
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Mexican Vs. Pizza
Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
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