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Turtle Soup Order
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Blonde Bananas
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Over Easy
My French girlfriend asked me if I wanted her to make me breakfast.
I said "No thanks, I've had an oeuf"
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