Food Jokes

Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Anonymous

Twinkie Sale

I haven't seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.

Anonymous

Cannibals Feasting

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Anonymous
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