Food Jokes

Vampire Baby

Q: Why did the vampire baby stop eating baby food?
A: He wanted something to get his teeth into!

Anonymous

Cannibal Got a Religion

Q: What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
A: He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Anonymous

Blonde Kool-Aid

Q: Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet.

Anonymous
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