Jokes about Families - Uncle Jokes

Uncle Ran for Senate

"My uncle ran for Senate last year." "Really? What does he do now?" "Nothing. He got elected."

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Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

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Sick Uncle

My uncle complained to me that I never visited him and that the next time I saw him he would be in a coffin.
Jokes on him.
He was in an urn.

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