Is That a Record?

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

Werewolf Family Tree

Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A: The whatwolves and whenwolves!

Leisure Time

I wondered what my parents did to pass time when they were younger.
I asked my 19 brothers and sisters but they didn't know either.