Jokes about Families

Your Place Or Mine?

Your place or my parents' basement?

Anonymous

Roasted Daddy

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

Anonymous

Is That a Record?

A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.
"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.
"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."
"Is that a record?" she inquired.
"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

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