Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Hanukkah Jokes)
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Little Johnny Answers.

The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name four qualities of mother's milk.
Little Johnny pipes up and says, "I know teacher!  Number One: It's fresh.  Number Two: It's nutritious.  Number Three: It's served at just the right temperature.  And Number Four: It comes in a cool container!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Thumb Sucking

A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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