Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
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Looking For A Name

The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book. "What are you doing out here! You should be in your room resting," the nurse exclaimed. "I want to search through the phone book for a name for my baby," the new mother replied. "You don't have to do that here. The hospital furnished a booklet to all new mothers to assist them in picking a first name for their baby." "You don't understand," the woman said and frowned. "My baby already has a FIRST name!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Women Over Fifty...

Q: Do you know why women over fifty don't have babies?
A: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles
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