Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Goodbye To Mother

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They didn't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, "Sorry I took so long", he said, "Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes)
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I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman acts like her, looks like her, and smells like her. I decided to take this woman home, and for some reason my father doesn't like her!

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Italian Boy Grow Mustache

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles
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