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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
Mother Daughter Exchange
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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Life
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. ...Clarence Darrow
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Submitted BY: Clarence Darrow
Family Breakfast
Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother. "Shit, I want some fucking pancakes," said the first brother. The mother slapped him across the face. "We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you've learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?" "I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don't want any fucking pancakes!"
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