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Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes
No Pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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Mother Daughter Exchange
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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Life
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. ...Clarence Darrow
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Submitted BY: Clarence Darrow
