Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

The Dog or The Wife?

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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W.I.F.E.

Q: What does "WIFE" stand for?
A: Washing Ironing Food Entertainment

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (Women's Rights) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles
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Drilling Rights

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adultering bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property; you don't own her!" "Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin' rights!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Word Play Jokes
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