Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

Crossed to the Other Side

Just as the graveside service finished, there was a distant lightning bolt accompanied by a tremendous burst of rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there and it's His problem now."

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Women and Tornadoes

Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Cyclones

Q:  Why do they name cyclones after women?
A:  Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!

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