Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman

Shades of Grey

My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey.
So I took a photo of her hair.

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Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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Made for Each Other

A friend of mine had told me he signed up with one of these on-line dating services.  So, I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife!

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