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Jokes about Families - Man Criticizes Woman
Man's Worst Nightmare
What's a man's worst nightmare?
1) The Super Bowl is preempted by a soap opera.
2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to.
3) A female boss.
4) He has to ask his wife for money.
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He Misses Her
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
Categories:
Sports Jokes
(Golf Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Marriage Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Dumb Wives
Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."
Categories:
Bar Jokes
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
, Relationship Jokes
(Cheater Jokes)
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