Jokes about Families - Daughter Jokes

Sass

Praying that my young daughters sass helps her lead a company someday and not a prison gang

Submitted BY: MEG

Caught in the Act

My daughter walked into our bedroom and caught us having sex. "What are you doing?" she asked in shock. "Making you someone to play with," I said. "A brother?" she asked excitingly. "No, a cousin," I replied. "Now go sit by the front window and tell me when your mother comes home."

Anonymous

Camera Kid

Q: Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?
A: Because they were always snapping!

Anonymous
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