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Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Peking Theft
Q: What would you call theft in Peking?
A: A Chinese takeaway!
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Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!
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Shanghai Escort
I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and requested her mobile number so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight" Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality! But then, my other friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.
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