Shanghai Escort

I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and requested her mobile number so I could call her. She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight" Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality! But then, my other friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.

Asian Bar

A 14 year old Chinese boy walks into a bar. He goes up to the the bar and signals the bartender, "I'll have a pint please." The bartender looks him up and down, laughs and says, "You're way too young!"
The boy replied, "How you know my name?"

Island Goodbye

Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.