Ethnic / Country Jokes - Asian Jokes

Japanese Pizza

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip. He hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place where he can get a pizza. The concierge tells him he will call for delivery to his room and takes his order. Thirty minutes later, the delivery guy shows up. The businessman takes the pizza and starts sneezing uncontrollably. He asks the delivery man, "What the heck did you put on this pizza?" The delivery man bows deeply and says, "Just what you ordered -- pepper only."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Food Jokes
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Peking Theft

Q: What would you call theft in Peking?
A: A Chinese takeaway!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
Anonymous

Perfect Girlfriend

I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley. I met a Chinese woman who was a dentist. She had perfect teeth, which started me thinking: All dentists from all cultures apparently have perfect teeth. So, I am looking for a gynecologist for my next girlfriend!

Categories: Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
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