How Ethnic Jokes Start

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Don's Advice

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed. "Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don-a  lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?" "Shuddup an lissin! Somma day you gonna runna  da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money,  a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos." "Somma day you gonna comma  home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna  do then...pointa to you watch and say "Times up"?"

I'll Tell Them Slowly

"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes." "Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish." "Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."