Ethnic / Country Jokes

Insect Falls Into a Beer

An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws his mug of beer on the floor and walks out.
American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks the beer.
Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws away the beer.
Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer.
Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
Anonymous

Italian Women in a Sauna

Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna?
A: Gorillas In The Mist!

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Animal Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Canadian Light Bulb

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they get an American to do it since they are so damned proud they know how to do it.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes
Anonymous
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