Dangerous and Sometimes Fatal Traditions

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice-- it seems much less dangerous. 

Irish Spring

Q: What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Rocky and Bullwinkle

Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A: Moose and Squirrel