Ethnic / Country Jokes

Why Only English

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English." He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?" Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Canadian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Military Jokes (Navy Jokes)
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Language Of Love

I sometimes wish I knew a few phrases in another language, just so I could impress girls.
Oh well, c'est la vie

Categories: Travel Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

American Wrestlers to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to yank the old bulb out, throw it on the floor, try and jump onto it from a great height, and act real surprised when it rolls out of the way at the last minute, one to pretend to twist the new one in round and round so far it almost breaks, and some guy in a black and white stripey uniform whose function is never made quite clear to protest about something or other, to the complete indifference of the bulb changers.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes (American Jokes)
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