Irish Lamppost

Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?
A: It peed on the dog.

A Brief Declaration

A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.
The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"
He thinks a second and he says, "It's a nice-a day!"

Russian Light Bulbs

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret.