Trump's Wall

Q: Will Donald Trump's plan to finish building the wall on the Mexico boarder work?
A: It did for the Chinese, they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

Phonebook Dilemma

Q: Why are there no phone books in China?
A: Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

Irish Jobs

Q: Two Irishmen are walking down the street looking for a job.
A: One sees a sign that says, "Tree fellers wanted." He turns to his companion and says, "Aye, 'tis a pity dere's only the two of us!"