Phonebook Dilemma

Q: Why are there no phone books in China?
A: Because there are so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.

Irish Jobs

Q: Two Irishmen are walking down the street looking for a job.
A: One sees a sign that says, "Tree fellers wanted." He turns to his companion and says, "Aye, 'tis a pity dere's only the two of us!"

Polish Invention

Q: Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?
A: It's a solar-powered flashlight.