French Runs

Q: Why don't French people ever win running races?
A: Whenever the starting pistol goes off they raise their hands and surrender.
 

Short legged girl

Q:  What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Eileen
Q:  What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
A:  Irene

Native American Time Telling

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."