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Ethnic / Country Jokes
Wee Jordan
One day wee Jordan was out walking with his lass in the fields of Scotland. While walking through the heather the lass says; "ah wee Jordan I can tell you want to hold my hand!" Wee Jordan says "aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Well" she says "I can tell by the gleam in your eye." Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee Jordan I can tell you want to give me a kiss". "Well, aye lass that I do, but how can you tell?" "Ah wee Jordan, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!" Walking along a bit further she says "Wee Jordan I can tell you want to make love to me." He says, "Aye lass that I do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!" "No!" she says... "by the tilt in your kilt!"
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Ethiopians and Yoko Ono
Q: What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A: They both live off dead Beatles.
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Welsh Shagging Sheep
Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
A: So the sheep push back harder!
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