Welsh Shagging Sheep

Q: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges?
A: So the sheep push back harder!

Wear Under a Kilt

A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt. "Reach up there and find out." She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!" "Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'll grow some more!"

Honor, Offer

On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, "Sir, I offer you my honor." He replies, "I honor your offer." And that's how it goes all night.  Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.