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Olympic Twist
An elderly Japanese man visiting Rio for the Olympics was having eye trouble. He went to a Brazilian eye doctor to get some relief. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."
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Shortest Book Written
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.
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Shit In Hand
Q: What did the pollock say when he ran into the bar with a piece of shit in his hand?
A: Luck must be on my side tonight, look at what I almost stepped in.
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