The Mexico City Earthquake?

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

Cowboy and Indian Find

There was a cowboy and an Indian riding through the desert, when the Indian stopped suddenly and put his ear to the ground. The cowboy stopped and asked, "What is it?" The Indian replied, "Buffalo come." "Wow," said the cowboy, "how did you know?" The Indian replied, "Sticky ear."

How Many Serbs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

How many Serbs does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter... There's a Blackout!