Equality

I've heard opinions of many people in my life who are under the perception that Irish Catholics are hands down the most prejudice people on this earth. Well, I'm here to set that rumor straight once and for all. As my Irish born grandmother from Donegal always used to say, ''Why no! How ridiculous! The Irish prejudice? Oh my, that is not true. We think less of all of you equally without regard to who you are!"

Iraqi Pilots

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off!

Mexican Body

Q: What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
A: No Whey José.