Italian Organ Grinder

A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down the street one day with a mate, when they came across a busking act, an Italian with an organ grinding monkey. Our incipient racist stunned his friend by throwing a couple of bucks into the hat. "I thought you hated Italians?" was the comment as the friend recovered. "Yeah, I do. But even I'll admit they're cute when they're little."

Russian Beauties

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia?
A: A tourist.

Polish Plane Crash

Q: Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland?
A: The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies