Drug Jokes

Miss Manners

A woman walks up to an obnoxious drunk at a bar and tells him, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." The man replies, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Anonymous

Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high pulled down his fly and Jill said I don't wanna!

Anonymous

Bright Eyed, Bushy Tail

Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
A: A squirrel on crack.

Anonymous
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