U of Berkeley Products

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. This is not believed to be a coincidence.

Yo Mama - Marijuana

Yo' Mama is like marijuana -- everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Condoms for My Camels

There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up. The pharmacist said, "What brand of condoms to you prefer ma'am. "She said, "I'm not sure, they're for my Camels," at which point he fainted.