Girl with Bulimia

Q: What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
A: Dessert.

Pillsbury Dough Boy and Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a blonde??
A:  A whiny bitch with a yeast infection/

Doctor! Doctor!

A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!"  The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.  A week later the woman returns and says, "Doctor, Doctor, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, QUARTERS come out!! What's wrong with me?"  Again the doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.
Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I'm still not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, HALF-DOLLARS come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!"  The doctor says, "Relax, Relax,... you're just going through your change!"